Clarington Shpoo

A video from a pilot for a sketch series created by Clarington Shpoo that never aired.  Pretty funny.

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Chad's New Album

Critics are raving about Chad's latest album, "I Will Follow You..."

"It's like someone is massaging your spirit with hot lube" - Indianapolis Weekly

"It's the kind of music a lion in heat would listen to" - Auto Racers Magazine

Tracks include:

1. Stomp stomp here I come

2. Wish upon a bush

3. Have you any sweetness today?

4. Sad kitchen

5. If you were larger

6. Castle made of candles

7. Lover roll over

8. Brave brave bumble-bee

9. Midnight slap

10. Powder day

11. Teach me how to cry

12. Let me see your hands

13. Odor

14. Peek-a-boo where are you?

15. Heavy cat

16. If you were a woman

17. Stop looking away

18. Creamweaver

19. Entertain me with your love

20. Put my love in a basket

21. Velvet prison

22. Dense passion

23. Moist oven

24. A day in my pants

25. ********** ****

26. The stars have holes

27. Feed me

28. Climbing the banana tree

29. Whisper in my mouth

30. Don't say no, just say stop

31. Pressure points

32. I wish you were my stalker

33. Bad bathing

AND MANY MORE!.....

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I'm a bee.

I put this post up yesterday when I was bored and had that Black Eyed Peas song "Imma be" stuck in my head.  I woke up this morning and realized what I had done and immediately went to my computer to delete this post.  However, I decided to put my ego aside leave up this horrible nonsense.

I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee.

I'm a bee on the next level, I'm a bee rocking over that bass treble.

I'm a bee chillin with my mutha mutha crew, I'm a bee making all those deals that you want to do.

I'm a bee, brilliant with my millions loan out a billion get back a trillion.

I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee.