- I am wearing a suit. 9:00am
- I don't have any pencils right now. Only pens. 10:00am
- I am at Office Max, about to buy some pencils. 10:20am
- I just bought some pencils. 10:25am
- I am on the phone with my publicist. 11:20am
- I am almost done with my phonecall with my publicist, about to hang up. 11:30am
- I just got off the phone with my publicist. 11:30am
- If I had a dog I would give someone else the job of naming it. 11:31am
- The traffic and weather reports look okay. 12:00pm
- I am eating lunch right now with an important investor. 12:30pm
- The investor needs some more convincing to invest in my project. 12:40pm
- The investor wants to inject less money than I am asking for. 12:40pm
- I am trying to negotiate but he still does not want to give me as much as I would like. 12:45pm
- The investor wants me to put my Blackberry away. 12:48pm
- The waiter is bringing us dessert menus. 12:49pm
- The investor keeps waving his hand in front of my face and snapping his fingers while I'm trying to type this. 1:00pm
- Enjoying the vanilla ice cream I ordered. 1:05pm
- No offers from the investor. Not sure what went wrong. 1:15pm
- I turned the temperature down from 70 degrees to 68 degrees in my office. 3:00pm
- Checking my emails. About to go home. 6:00pm
- Driving home right now. It is raining and traffic is not good. The reports were wrong. 6:20pm
- Watching C-SPAN with my wife. She said she wants to make love. I told her we can do that after C-SPAN is over. 7:00pm
- About to make love to my wife. 9:10pm
- Making love to my wife. 9:45pm
- The traffic and weather reports look okay for tomorrow. I hope they're right this time. 9:46pm
- My wife is making peculiar noises. I need to find a new investor for my project. 9:48pm
- My wife is sweaty. I should probably turn the heat down from 70 degrees to 68 degrees. 10:00pm
- I am in the shower. The directions on the shampoo bottle say to "wash, rinse, and repeat." 10:05pm
- Washing. 10:06am
- Rinsing. 10:07pm
- Repeating. 10:08pm
- Going to sleep now. 10:20pm
- I am sleeping. 10:30pm
