January 2, 2011

Al Gore's Twitter Activity

- I just ate breakfast. 8:00am
- I am wearing a suit. 9:00am
- I don't have any pencils right now.  Only pens.  10:00am
- I am at Office Max, about to buy some pencils.  10:20am
- I just bought some pencils. 10:25am
- I am on the phone with my publicist.  11:20am
- I am almost done with my phonecall with my publicist, about to hang up.  11:30am
- I just got off the phone with my publicist.  11:30am
- If I had a dog I would give someone else the job of naming it.  11:31am
- The traffic and weather reports look okay.  12:00pm
- I am eating lunch right now with an important investor.  12:30pm
- The investor needs some more convincing to invest in my project.  12:40pm
- The investor wants to inject less money than I am asking for.  12:40pm
- I am trying to negotiate but he still does not want to give me as much as I would like.  12:45pm
- The investor wants me to put my Blackberry away.  12:48pm
- The waiter is bringing us dessert menus.  12:49pm
- The investor keeps waving his hand in front of my face and snapping his fingers while I'm trying to type this.  1:00pm
- Enjoying the vanilla ice cream I ordered.  1:05pm
- No offers from the investor.  Not sure what went wrong.  1:15pm
- I turned the temperature down from 70 degrees to 68 degrees in my office.  3:00pm
- Checking my emails.  About to go home.  6:00pm
- Driving home right now.  It is raining and traffic is not good.  The reports were wrong.  6:20pm
- Watching C-SPAN with my wife.  She said she wants to make love.  I told her we can do that after C-SPAN is over.  7:00pm
- About to make love to my wife.  9:10pm
- Making love to my wife.  9:45pm
- The traffic and weather reports look okay for tomorrow.  I hope they're right this time.  9:46pm
- My wife is making peculiar noises.  I need to find a new investor for my project.  9:48pm
- My wife is sweaty.  I should probably turn the heat down from 70 degrees to 68 degrees.   10:00pm
- I am in the shower.  The directions on the shampoo bottle say to "wash, rinse, and repeat."  10:05pm
- Washing.  10:06am
- Rinsing.  10:07pm
- Repeating.  10:08pm
- Going to sleep now.  10:20pm
- I am sleeping.  10:30pm

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