Sketches

Action Figure Fails

A Funny or Die post of mine about action figures that look nothing like the heroes they're modeled after.

Funny or Die Action Figure Fails

Jason & Caitlin

My brother and his wife at a hookah bar in Denver.

Self Portrait Black and Blue

Cage Party

I recorded myself several times over to create the sound effect of a cocktail party full of Nick Cage's.

"It's Herman Cain" Steve Reich style phasing

This is my salute to composer Steve Reich's phasing piece, "It's Gonna Rain", as well as the great sounding name, "Herman Cain".

Herman Cain Books

Herman Cain has produced some insightful reads.

Delivery Men

Delivery Men is a short I wrote for my Short Script class.  It's about a man who must choose between his Bean Man and his Berry Man.

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DeSean Jackson Funny Music

I always wanted to set a DeSean Jackson highlight reel to this song.

Braco.

Chewbubble, The Wookie Gum!!!

Sketches

Garageband Song 2

I've been messing around with Garageband on my ipad.  This song is made exclusively from me whistling.  I recorded myself whistling in various ways, then manipulated the sounds and played them out on a keyboard. 

Beans

I doubt anyone on the planet will relate to this, but I think inventing names of different kinds of beans that don't exist is hilarious.  Here are some examples.

Moon Beans
Sugar Beans
Sea Beans
Monkey Beans
Sad Beans
Eagle Beans
Phone Beans
Chimney Beans
Jungle Beans
Funny Beans
Tumble Beans
Bread Beans
Christmas Beans
Car Beans
Mustard Beans
Natural Beans
Angry Beans
Patrick Beans
Music Beans
Milk Beans
Pumpkin Beans
Poor Beans
Cream Beans
Apple Beans
Fur Beans
Lunch Beans
Window Beans
Tree Beans
Pillow Beans
Street Beans
Urkle Beans
Walking Beans
Fan Beans
Babble Beans
Table-top Beans
Bush Beans
Loser Beans
Paper Beans
Wish Beans
Corn Beans
Maple Beans
Hat Beans
Grumpy Beans
Picture Beans

If you have any suggestions for other types of non-existent beans, please "callment" on the link below, it just may make my day.

Herbie Mann's new album, Push Push

Critics are raving about Herbie Mann's new album, Push Push

"Listening to Herbie Mann feels like hot passion is raining inside me" - The Daily Smear

"Push Push will press its sonic body against the window of your soul" - Leather Magazine

Tracks include...

1. Sticky Water

2. Chocolate Bone

3. A Wrinkle in Crime

4. Stay Still

5. Look Inside and Play

6. Body Trouble

7. Moisten my Bread

8. Bob Job

9. Thorny Morning

10. Hum Louder

11. Don't Wake Up

12. I Can Hear Your ****

13. Listen to My Touch

14. Sensitive Stars

15. Share The Pickle

16. Fish and Chips Massage

17.  Danger Candy

18. Back Pocket Front Pocket

19. Shamehouse

20. Donkey Door
21. Tight Push
22. Leaking Soul Hole
23. Fill my Love Cup
24. Mysterious Fingers
25. Moaning Flower

AND MANY MORE!!!

In stores now

My opinion, top 10 best and worst films of all time

Best:

10. Philip Glass a Portrait in 12 Parts
9. Toy Story 3
8. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
7. Taxi Driver
6. Wet Hot American Summer 
5. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
4. Casino
3. Shawshank Redemption
2. Fight Club
1. Adaptation

Adaptation Clip:

Worst:

10. Grapes of Wrath
9. The Proposal
8.  Simon Birtch
7. John Tucker Must Die
6. Jumper
5. The Punisher
4. Lady in the Water
3. Batman & Robin
2. Maid in Manhattan

1. Smart House

Smart House Clip:

 

Built to Spill - Paper Planes

Good Stuff.

Popeye does steroids.

I didn't care enough about this stupid sketch to make it proportional.  Done in MS Paint.

Leaked naked photo of Mr. Magoo!

Cremis Twins Free Guide to Manners

Here's a video I made a while ago using Google images.  Sorry the sound quality is kind of shitty (as well as the whole video its self).

The Cremis Twins Free Guide to Manners - watch more funny videos