Horrifying 1950's Advertisements

 Horrifying 1950's Advertisements is one of my favorite things I have ever written.  Too bad it didn't make the cut for the FOD front page, cause it put me in a fit of giggles.  Check it out!

Character Voice Demo

Slapped this together in a studio last week.  Better gets me some gigs cause I want those dollar dollar bills yall.  

NIN Gary Numan

As someone equally obsessed with 90's alternative and 80's New Wave, this is pretty sweet.

Mirror Trick

Had this idea.  Had to try it.

Taxi Driver and Cuckoo's Nest

Good Samaritans

I have an idea for an animated series called Good Samaritans.  It's about a logically challenged man from another planet who is sent to Earth to facilitate the progress of society.  Click here to check out the series guide.  

Sketches

Action Figure Fails

A Funny or Die post of mine about action figures that look nothing like the heroes they're modeled after.

Funny or Die Action Figure Fails

Jason & Caitlin

My brother and his wife at a hookah bar in Denver.

Self Portrait Black and Blue

Cage Party

I recorded myself several times over to create the sound effect of a cocktail party full of Nick Cage's.

"It's Herman Cain" Steve Reich style phasing

This is my salute to composer Steve Reich's phasing piece, "It's Gonna Rain", as well as the great sounding name, "Herman Cain".

Herman Cain Books

Herman Cain has produced some insightful reads.

Delivery Men

Delivery Men is a short I wrote for my Short Script class.  It's about a man who must choose between his Bean Man and his Berry Man.

https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=explorer&chrome=true&srcid=0B9ZD0JUpxGggZjBiYWUxODYtOGExMy00YjQ2LWFmN2YtNTM4YjM1MDQ1MzE1&hl=en

DeSean Jackson Funny Music

I always wanted to set a DeSean Jackson highlight reel to this song.

Braco.

Chewbubble, The Wookie Gum!!!

Sketches

Garageband Song 2

I've been messing around with Garageband on my ipad.  This song is made exclusively from me whistling.  I recorded myself whistling in various ways, then manipulated the sounds and played them out on a keyboard. 

Beans

I doubt anyone on the planet will relate to this, but I think inventing names of different kinds of beans that don't exist is hilarious.  Here are some examples.

Moon Beans
Sugar Beans
Sea Beans
Monkey Beans
Sad Beans
Eagle Beans
Phone Beans
Chimney Beans
Jungle Beans
Funny Beans
Tumble Beans
Bread Beans
Christmas Beans
Car Beans
Mustard Beans
Natural Beans
Angry Beans
Patrick Beans
Music Beans
Milk Beans
Pumpkin Beans
Poor Beans
Cream Beans
Apple Beans
Fur Beans
Lunch Beans
Window Beans
Tree Beans
Pillow Beans
Street Beans
Urkle Beans
Walking Beans
Fan Beans
Babble Beans
Table-top Beans
Bush Beans
Loser Beans
Paper Beans
Wish Beans
Corn Beans
Maple Beans
Hat Beans
Grumpy Beans
Picture Beans

If you have any suggestions for other types of non-existent beans, please "callment" on the link below, it just may make my day.