If they had Facebook profiles...

If these characters had Facebook profiles, this is how I most honestly think they would fill them out.

Jafar

Basic Information

Current City:

Somewhere in Saudi Arabia

Sex:

Male

Interested In:

Women

Looking For:

Dating

Networking

Political Views:

Tyranny

Religious Views:

Agnostic

Likes and Interests

Activities:

Sorcery, Salton Operations, recruiting labor and sex slaves

Interests:

Black Magic, hypnosis, precious stones, antique artifacts

Music:

Danny Elfman, Radiohead, Bjork

Books:

The Power of Persuasian, Think and Grow Rich, Revelations

Movies:

The Count of Monte Cristo, Amadeus, Scarface

Television:

The Tudors, Nip/Tuck

Favorite Quotes:

"There is no crime greater to mankind than to blindly hold one man's creed as higher than your own." - Neitzche

Kosmo Kramer

  

Basic Information

Current City:

New York, New York

Sex:

Male

Interested In:

Women

Looking For:

Whatever I can get

Political Views:

Communist

Religious Views:

Scientologist

Likes and Interests

Activities:

Buying and selling, entrepreneurship

Interests:

Cigars, experimentation, gambling, crystal meth

Music:

African Tribal, Jimmy Buffet

Books:

Worst Case Scenario series, The Power of Now, The Coffee Table Book

Movies:

Caddyshack, Anything by Stanley Kubrick

Television:

McGuiver, X-Files, How it's Made

Favorite Quotes:

"Dry-cleaning? You can't clean something dry!  There's gotta be some kinda liquid back there!" - Jerry

Squidward

Basic Information

Current City:
Bikini Bottom

Sex:
Male

Interested In:
Men

Looking For:
A Relationship

Political Views:
Compassionate Conservative

Religious Views:
Athiest

Likes and Interests

Activities:
Cleaning my house, working at the Crusty Crab, neighborhood watch

Interests:
Bubble baths, playing the clarinet, painting, interior design

Music:
Kenny G, Enya, IL Divo

Books:
Eat Pray Love, Tuesdays with Morri

Movies:
Chocolate, You've Got Mail, Seabiscut

Television:
Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives, Two and a Half Men

Favorite Quotes:

"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."


   



Doug Funny

Basic Information

Current City:

Bluffington

Sex:

Male

Interested In:

Women

Looking For:

Friendship

Political Views:

Undecided

Religious Views:

Jewish

Likes and Interests

Activities:

Making it through junior high (lol)

Interests:

Day dreaming, nervous sweating, drawing

Music:

THE BEETS!!!, Smashmouth, Will Smith

Books:

Robin Hood, Twilight (only finished half cause it got too scary!!)

Movies:

The Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer, Spider-Man 3

Televisison:

Heroes, McGuiver

Favorite Quotes:

"Very expensive!" - Mr. Dink






ZORDON



Basic Information

Hometown:

Silicon Valley

Sex:

Male Facade

Interested in:

Asexual

Looking For:

Networking

Political Views:

Utopia

Religious Views:

Agnostic

Likes and Interests

Activities:

Receiving information on world destruction, proccessing data, managing the rangers (no not the hockey team)

Interests:

The internet, world peace, world of warcraft

Music:

Hot Chip, The Chemical Brothers, Electro

Books:

Zordon for Dummies

Movies:

Tron

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Star Trek

Favorite Quotes:

"011001100 11001010 0010011"