February 12, 2011

The Tunter Twins Guide to Manners

The award winning Tunter Twins share their expertise on manners:

1. Do not scream at the face of an innocent person
2. When shaking hands with a new friend, close your eyes
3. Do not insult the intelligence of a child
4. If a friend is feeling sad, stroke their back with your hands (be creative with the motions)
5. If given a gift, force yourself to cry with joy
6. When a woman seems to be carrying too many groceries for her to handle, applaud her for her efforts
7. If you could not hear a comment that another person said to you, show them a large smile until they are forced to change the subject
8. Do not touch any of your erogenos zones in public, but if you must, do so with a smile
9. When you greet a woman and she takes off her coat, smell her very close, and compliment her on the soap and shampoo she uses
10. If a guest invites you into their home for a drink, remove your shoes and socks, even if you have not arrived at their home yet, it is still a polite gesture to show them that you are thinking ahead

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